THE BEARDED GRENADE

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SAMPLE OUR SAMPLES

Not ready to commit to a full size bottle? Try one of our sample packs. Each bottle is filled with 140 drops of our super premium beard oil blend. The best 140 drops of your beards life. You pick the scents. FREE U.S. SHIPPING. SHOP SAMPLES

9 IS THE MAGIC NUMBER

BEARD OIL

Formulated with a 9 carrier oil blend, our one of a kind beard oil is unmatched when it comes to improving beard health, strength, and appearance. It also smells good AF too. SHOP BEARD OIL

BALMS AWAY

BEARD BALM

Made by hand using natural and organic ingredients, our non-greasy beard balm provides light hold while noticeably improving overall beard health and appearance. SHOP BEARD BALM

Bigfoot

Smooth and fresh, just like the legend himself. This super unique cologne blend is packed with wood, citrus, amber, powdery musk, a hint of smoke, and a magical mystery ingredient (not Bigfoot piss). Okay it's oud. The mystery ingredient is oud. The result is a fan-fucking-tastic scent profile that Bigfoot himself uses and fully endorses. True story. SHOP NOW

Bestsellers

Stem to Stern Beard Oil (2 oz)

Stem to Stern Beard Oil (2 oz) $26.00

Fresh - Beard Wash

Fresh - Beard Wash $23.00

Raw Unscented Beard Oil (2 oz)

Raw Unscented Beard Oil (2 oz) $26.00

Fresh - Beard Conditioner

Fresh - Beard Conditioner $23.00

Stem to Stern - Beard Wash

Stem to Stern - Beard Wash $23.00

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Can't F*cking Decide Sampler Pack (15 Piece)

Can't F*cking Decide Sampler Pack (15 Piece) $45.00~~$55.00~~

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Ragged Wood Beard Oil (2 oz)

Ragged Wood Beard Oil (2 oz) $26.00

Plague Mask Beard Oil (2 oz)

Plague Mask Beard Oil (2 oz) $26.00

Stem to Stern - Beard Conditioner

Stem to Stern - Beard Conditioner $23.00

Wonderful Man Beard Oil (2 oz)

Wonderful Man Beard Oil (2 oz) $26.00

Stem to Stern Beard Balm (4 oz)

Stem to Stern Beard Balm (4 oz) $26.00

Fresh Squeeze Beard Oil (2 oz)

Fresh Squeeze Beard Oil (2 oz) $26.00

RAW Unscented Beard Balm (4 oz)

RAW Unscented Beard Balm (4 oz) $26.00

Santal Beard Oil (2 oz)

Santal Beard Oil (2 oz) $26.00

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What Makes Our Beard Oil Great?

Carefully Chosen Ingredients

Your beard matters to us. That's why we craft our beard oil with a blend of 9 carefully chosen ingredients that all play a unique role in improving beard health, strength, and appearance. From the very first application you will notice a softer, healthier looking beard.

Handcrafted in Small Batches

You've probably heard this phrase before and you might be wondering why it matters. The answer? Freshness. We don't believe in mass producing our products in order to build inventory. That's why our beard oil is hand blended and bottled in small batches on a weekly basis. This ensures nothing but the freshest product leaves our hands before it reaches your beard.

We Give a Damn. We Really Do.

It may sound cliche, but the truth is, if you aren't happy we aren't happy. We strongly believe that we produce the best beard oil available, but if you decide to give us a shot and you're not 100% happy with our product, just let us know and we will make it right with an exchange or we'll buy it back from you.

Beard Dandruff Killer

Don't let beard dandruff spoil the look. Eliminate it with our murderers' row of beard products specially formulated to snuff out beard dandruff, dry skin, and itch.