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Can't F*cking Decide Sampler Pack (14 Piece)

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THE BEARDED GRENADE

Decisions, decisions. Not sure which scent is right for you? Try our Can't F*cking Decide Sampler Pack and test run all 14 of our mainline scents before committing to a full size bottle.

These little glass vials feature a dropper top and are filled with about 140 drops of our super premium beard oil blend - about 1-2 weeks worth of oil per bottle (depending on beard size).

  • Includes all 14 of our mainline scents
  • Glass vial with dropper top
  • Roughly 140 drops per bottle
  • 1-2 weeks worth of oil per bottle (depending on beard size)
  • Free U.S. shipping


2 beard oil samples in hand


Scents Included:

Bigfoot - Super fresh, super unique - Bigfoot has quickly become one of our best sellers. This cologne blend features notes of citrus, wood, amber, powdery musk, and oud. Unique, fun, masculine, and pretty damn addicting.

Bomber - A bold scent featuring notes of wood, leather, spice, vintage cologne, aftershave, and oud. Unique, strong, and just plain masculine AF. 

Fresh - A subtle, clean scent that contains a blend of mint and eucalyptus essential oils. Pleasant and low key - perfect for those who want to adventure beyond our RAW Unscented beard oil. 

Fresh Squeeze - A delicious blend of sweet orange, tangerine, bergamot, mandarin, and a touch of creamy vanilla. Some say it smells like a creamsicle. We say it smells good AF. Bottom line: it's a crowd pleaser. 

Killer Cherry - Sweet cherry and smoky tobacco. Need we say more? This slightly sweet blend opens with a delicious cherry note and finishes with a masculine, smoky aroma that contains real tobacco (nicotine-free).

Peachy - As enticing as a soft, juicy peach 🍑 - Peachy features an addicting cologne blend with a delicious peach top note. It's subtly sweet, clean and fresh. The perfect scent profile to wear in beard all summer long.  

Plague Mask - Dark and mysterious with a complicated blend of cinnamon, clove, tobacco, leather, resins, coffee, and vanilla. A fall-ish type scent but probably not like you're expecting. Good AF in our totally biased opinion. 

Ragged Wood - A fairly simple yet bangin woodsy scent. Texas cedar, sandalwood, pine, and a touch of vetiver. All-natural, all real. None of that fake woodsy fragrance. This shit is the real deal. Watch out for splinters!! Not really. 

RAW (Unscented) - Contains no added scent or fragrance. Basic beard maintenance at its finest. You sensitive skin fellas will dig this one.

Santal - Smooth powdery musk cologne with a touch of lavender and amber. Clean, fresh, long lasting. Very pleasant and unique as hell. Try it. 

SpongeBomb - This aquatic cologne blend has all types of interesting things going on. Marine notes, sea salt, citrus, florals, musk, and oakmoss. It smells fresh, clean, and the scent is long-lasting. If cologne scented beard oils are your thing, you'll definitely dig this one. 

Stem to Stern - Citrus aquatic cologne scent with a splash of grapefruit and lime. One of our best sellers and really hard not to like. The ladies dig this one for sure. 

The Choppa - Smooth cologne scent with notes of wood, amber, citrus, and a violent splash of sweet pineapple. An absolute banger in our book. 

Wonderful Man - Our take on the classic barbershop scent. We jammed this one full of eucalyptus, bay rum, tobacco, leather, and even a touch of fresh brewed coffee just because we could. Don't worry, it works. Unique and all around good AF. 

Massage 3-5 drops into your beard and skin 1-2 times daily and enjoy a noticeably softer, smoother, and healthier beard than ever before

• Smoothes and softens coarse beard hair

• Reduces beard breakage and split ends

• Strengthens beard hairs and helps promote healthy growth

• Helps eliminate annoying beard itch

• Helps eliminate unsightly beard dandruff (beardruff)

• Gives the beard a healthy shine

Meadowfoam seed oil, argan oil, jojoba oil, rosehip oil, pomegranate seed oil, watermelon seed oil, castor oil, passion fruit seed oil, vitamin E (D-alpha-tocopherol), essential oil blend*, fragrance*

*If scented

5 / 5

Customer Reviews

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TIMOTHY SIMMS
Sample pack!

All of the samples came in and they are amazing just need to find my signature scents. Thanks for everything! Great company! 👍

Thank you very much, Timothy! We sure do appreciate the support, brother!

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Jesse Garcia
The scents are amazing

Talk about backfiring, I ordered the "can't fcking decide" bundle in hopes of narrowing down which scents I like. Out of the 14, 10 of them are kick ass leaving me having an even harder time deciding. Apparently y'all are going to be taking my money for some time. The scent profiles are amazing. No patchouli, no incense type scents. These have got to be the best that I've come across. Thanks!!

Thank you very much for the purchase and the feedback, Jesse! We greatly appreciate the support brotha!

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Jason K.
Nice sampler pack!

Great set! I liked pretty much every scent. The bottles are decently sized so I can try out each scent for a few weeks before deciding on a full size bottle.